I'm a generous sort at heart, so I thought I'd give you all the chance to share in a wonderful business opportunity that has just come my way;

Dear Sir/Madam
 
 Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus christ. 
 
 
I apologize if the contents in this mail are contrary to your moral ethics,

which I feel may be of great disturbance to your personal life, But please treat

with absolute secrecy and personal. I pray that this email reaches you in the best

of health.
 
I am Samuel Kofi Atta Mills 24years of age, i'm the son of the late President of 

Ghana Professor John Evans Atta as i will like to discussed a mutual business 

transaction that would benefit the both of us as this is 100% risk free.
 
This is of ulmost important and need urgent attention and if interested do contact

me on my private e-mail ( attamillssamuelkoffi@yahoo.com.hk   )
 
 
Thanks and God bless as i look forward to hear from you Asap.
 
 Yours Sincerely,
 
 Samuel Kofi Atta Mills.

(I've got to wonder - is there anybody left on the planet that would take up an offer like this?)